
Here are some math jokes that I hope you enjoy. Let me warn you though some of them are very lame! 

Q: Why was the math students exam whaet when he returned it? A: It was below Clevel 

Q: What do you call a crushed angle? A: a rectangle 

Q: Why couldn't the blond write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one went first 

Q: How do you make the number seven even? A: You take the s's out 

Q: What do you call a dead parrott? A: a polygon 

Q: What do you get if oyu divide the circumference of a jackolantern by its diameter? A: pumpkin pi 